Quite a catch
Somehow it's cohesive -- I promise.
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.
Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?
I’m not gay, but my first response would be
"WHOA WHAT?!-dEPRESSION ADN HGIHER RISKS OF SUICIDE?!!?- THANK WHITE JESUS YOU WARNED ME. BULLET DODGED. NOT GOIN DOWN THAT PATH. NO SIRREE. ZIPPITY DOO DAAAAA, ZIPPITTY DAY. MAN OHHH MAN I’M NOT GONNA BE GAY. PHEW.”
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE