matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

(Source: supermassiveasshole, via thebedroomrugsonfire)

tiffanysblews:

please do not post your selfies under “me”, “face”, “face tag”, etc. because people are taking those photos and putting them into sexual pictures/porn websites.

(via mybraveweelassie)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via bravenewderek)

generalknowledgeaboutboobs:

doctorgaylove:

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

I’m not gay, but my first response would be

"WHOA WHAT?!-dEPRESSION ADN HGIHER RISKS OF SUICIDE?!!?- THANK WHITE JESUS YOU WARNED ME. BULLET DODGED. NOT GOIN DOWN THAT PATH. NO SIRREE. ZIPPITY DOO DAAAAA, ZIPPITTY DAY. MAN OHHH MAN I’M NOT GONNA BE GAY. PHEW.” 

(via bravenewderek)

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

(via thebedroomrugsonfire)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

(via billowsandsmoke)

nationalbook:

50 BookBench sculptures have been installed throughout London, in conjunction with a study from the National Literacy Trust that shows the number of young people who enjoy reading is on the rise.

(Via The Bookseller)

(via teachingliteracy)

coconutsheabutter:

kuavsui:

exoticwhitegirls:

Rebloggable by request

THIS.

Well shit. This white girl can sit at my lunch table anyday

coconutsheabutter:

kuavsui:

exoticwhitegirls:

Rebloggable by request

THIS.

Well shit. This white girl can sit at my lunch table anyday

(via thebedroomrugsonfire)

thedisneydiaries:

hopedreamdisney:

gazzymouse:

Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.

This is magical.

I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.

thedisneydiaries:

hopedreamdisney:

gazzymouse:

Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.

This is magical.

I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.

(via thebedroomrugsonfire)

blackhaireverywhere:

crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement

(via billowsandsmoke)